From the heights of montezuma to the shores of sicily
From the rainplains of africa
Across the shining sea
From the east to the west
From the rainforests to the dustbowls
It's bigger than jesus
Bigger than rock & roll
What is it?
Sport!
You can love it or loathe it
But you can't get away from it
It's played, watched, and talked about all over the world
From the backstreets of naples
To the docklands of hull
It's bigger than jesus
Bigger than rock & roll
What is it?
Sport!
Livingstone and stanley were sitting in a hut
In the african jungle, talking and stuff
About how they'd discovered this big continent
How they'd dared to go where no-one else went
When out of the bush came this skinny little kid
And what was he wearing? a liverpool strip!
He had an nfl helmet and some brand new cricket boots
A packet of questions from trivial pursuit
Q: what happened when rugby union minnows shirley wanderers went to twickenham?
A: they stole a set of goal posts after an international!

• A Fairy Tale
• A Lament to The Best
• Act With Mother
• Adversity
• Ah-men
• All The King's Men
• Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants to Hear
• Amereicha
• An Psalm
• Ashes to Ashes
• Asleep
• Australian Rules Football
• Awake
• Awesome Wheels
• Babbernation
• Because I'm a He
• Behave!
• Bella Ciao
• Benefits of The Game
• Big Mouth Strikes Again
• Bing Oh!
• Bob Beamon
• Catastrophe Reality
• Celebration, Florida
• Colliers March
• Come on Baby
• Comic-tragic-magic
• Dad's Mascot
• Declaring Peace
• Desmond
• Desmond Lynam's Sports Trivia
• Disabled Sports
• Disagreement
• Does God Go to The Toilet?
• Drugs
• Dumbing Down
• Education
• Ever Heard The One About The Pacemaker?
• Fight The Alton Bill!
• Fitzwilliam
• Flesh & Blood & Feelings
• For Those of You Watching in Black & White
• Graham Hill
• Groundhopping
• Happiness is Just a Chant Away
• Here's to The Rest of Your Life
• Hey Hey We're The Junkies
• Heysel Stadium
• Hmmm...
• Horses for Courses
• House Plants
• How Dare They Call It Football?
• Hurling & Imperialism
• I'm Coming Out
• I'm in Trouble Again
• I'm Not Sorry I Was Having Fun
• I'm Thick
• I'm With Stupid
• In The Thick of It
• Indoor League
• Insectkind
• Invasion
• Irish Joke
• Isn't It Horrible?
• Isolation
• It's a Man's Game
• Jack Horner
• Jesus in Vegas
• Jimmy Hill
• Jingle Smells
• K-2
• Karl Marx Never Made The Squad
• Kinnochio
• Knickers
• Knit Your Own Balaclava
• Ladies for Compassionate Lynching
• Lay People
• Leather on Willow, Etc.
• Let It Be
• Liberation
• Lie Lie Lie Lie
• Look! No Strings!
• Lying in The Dirt
• Man Papers His Crack
• Martini People
• Mary, Mary
• May Day
• Memories of Shilts
• Michaelangelo
• Mick Mcmanus' Haircut
• Moses With a Gun
• Mountain Biking
• Nadzeroon El Babo
• Naming Names
• New York Mining Disaster 1941
• Nothing That's New
• One Under Par
• One Way System
• Orienteering
• Outfoxed
• P. E.
• Pass It Along
• Pop Star Kidnap
• Punch Drunk
• Remembrance Day
• Rich Popstars Make Good Socialists
• Rip It Up
• Saying No
• Scare City
• School Team
• Seoul Music
• Seven Days
• Shake Baby Shake
• She's Got All The Friends That Money Can Buy
• Shhh
• Shock! Horror!
• Shoot
• Shot
• Smart Bomb
• Smash Clause 28!
• Snip Snip Snip
• Social Dogma
• Somebody Else
• Sometimes Plunder
• Spassky Fischer
• Sports
• Stagnation
• Stitch That!
• Studmarks on The Summits
• Sugar Daddy
• Sunday League Footy
• Tearing up Zoo
• The Ballad of Peoplekind
• The Bull Fights Back
• The Candidates Find Common Ground
• The Choice is Yours
• The Diggers Song
• The Good Ship Lifestyle
• The Health & Happiness Show
• The Incompatibility of Sport & Cosmic Consciousness
• The Physical Impossibility of Death in The Mind of Jerry Springer
• The Police Have Been Wonderful
• The Rise & Fall & Rise of Greavsie
• The Standing Still
• The Tree of Knowledge
• The Triumph of General Ludd
• The Wasteland
• Thorn-emi Lighting
• Three Years Later
• Times of Crisis
• Today's Sermon
• Top of The World
• We Support All Forms of Resistance Against This Racist System
• We Want Beans Not Goals
• Where Did The Chinaman Go?
• Whilst Stocks Last
• Wormkind
• Www Dot
• You Can't Trust Anyone Nowadays
• Younger Moralists
• Yup & Under