(ian mclagan, ronnie lane)

My mom she likes you
She thinks your swell
Got the makings of a dance hall girl
Your lowcut frock and your birds nest hair
Stepping up heels and the way that you smell
She says to take you back
To see my folks again
On sunday

Why it looks as though theres nobody in
They've all went out to see my auntie renny
Don't you worry you just come right in
I'm sure we'll pass the time til they come home
Well let me take your coat
Take off your shoes, warm your toes
Try the sofa

Its getting dark we'll miss the late night bus
It's only eight but I'm not taking any chances
Whats that noise why'd they come back so soon
Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess
I'll wet my sox pretend we just got caught in the rain
Oh your so rude

• A Night Like This
• Ain't That Lovin' You Baby
• All Shook Up
• Another Heartache
• Around The Plynth
• Baby Take Me
• Bad 'n' Ruin
• Beck's Bolero
• Blues De Luxe
• Borstal Boys
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Cindy Incidentally
• Cloud Nine[Doin' Fine]
• Come Home Baby
• Crying Laughing Loving Lying
• Debris
• Devotion
• Don't You Tell Nobody
• Every Time We Say Goodbye
• First I Look at The Purse
• Flags & Banners
• Fly in The Ointment
• Flying
• Girl from Mill Valley
• Glad & Sorry
• Greensleeves
• Hangman's Knee
• Hard Lesson to Learn
• Henry's Time
• Here to Eternity
• How Blue Can You Get[The Blues]
• I Could Feel The Whole World Turn Around Underneath Me
• I Feel So Good
• I Just Got Some
• If I'm on The Late Side
• In My Life
• In My Own Crazy Way
• Jailhouse Rock
• Jerusalem
• Just Another Honky
• Just Like I Treat You
• Keep Your Hands Off Her
• Last Orders Please
• Let Me Love You
• Let The Day Begin
• Looking Out The Window
• Love in The Right Hands
• Love Lives Here
• Love Wars
• Maybe I'm Amazed
• Memphis, Tennessee
• Miss Judy's Farm
• Missed You
• Mopper's Blues
• Morning Dew
• My Fault
• Nobody Knows
• Ol' Man River
• On The Beach
• One Night
• Ooh La La
• Pineapple & The Monkey
• Plynth
• Pool Hall Richard
• Red Hot in Black
• Rice Pudding
• Richmond
• Ruby Tuesday
• Shake, Shudder
• Shock to The System
• Shotgun Wedding
• Silicone Grown
• So Tired
• Spanish Boots
• Stand Back
• Stone
• Tell Everyone
• Ten Days of Rain
• That's All You Need
• That's What Friends Are For
• The Day Will Come
• Three Button Hand Me Down
• Too Bad
• Who's Gonna Take Me Home
• Why Does It Go On?
• Wicked Messenger
• You Put Something Better Inside of Me
• You Shook Me
• You're So Rude