(r. stewart)

Sixteen years old, looking for a hideaway
I'm a set designer, my mum and dad
Thinking I'm gay
I'm a lazy bugger, but I like my sport
Like girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort
(of a guy)

But there's one thing I'm lacking
It's sexual experience
So I ask you, my sweetheart
Save me from this wilderness

I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this

Where I come from, love is
Just a hole in the wall
And the steel mills ring out and generations
Heed the call
And the rain never stops and the skies are grey
And the chance of romance
Slim as a bright sunny day

This is partly the reason
I'm so overwhelmed and shy
Because your beauty, by contrast
Is gonna make a young man cry

I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this
I've schemed, honey, of a night like this
You don't know what it means to a boy from
A suburban home
To be left with a woman like you
Completely alone

I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this

Nice place you've got here, babe
Never seen a house like this
Pool like an ocean, bed like a football pitch
All the guys at the boozer, won't believe my luck
But it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke
(than me)

So here we are, the record's
Gotten stuck in the groove
My knees are trembling, c'mon baby, make a move

I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this
I've schemed, honey, of a night like this
I've dreamed, I've schemed, honey
Of a night like this
I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this

• A Night Like This
• Ain't That Lovin' You Baby
• All Shook Up
• Another Heartache
• Around The Plynth
• Baby Take Me
• Bad 'n' Ruin
• Beck's Bolero
• Blues De Luxe
• Borstal Boys
• Bright Lights, Big City
• Cindy Incidentally
• Cloud Nine[Doin' Fine]
• Come Home Baby
• Crying Laughing Loving Lying
• Debris
• Devotion
• Don't You Tell Nobody
• Every Time We Say Goodbye
• First I Look at The Purse
• Flags & Banners
• Fly in The Ointment
• Flying
• Girl from Mill Valley
• Glad & Sorry
• Greensleeves
• Hangman's Knee
• Hard Lesson to Learn
• Henry's Time
• Here to Eternity
• How Blue Can You Get[The Blues]
• I Could Feel The Whole World Turn Around Underneath Me
• I Feel So Good
• I Just Got Some
• If I'm on The Late Side
• In My Life
• In My Own Crazy Way
• Jailhouse Rock
• Jerusalem
• Just Another Honky
• Just Like I Treat You
• Keep Your Hands Off Her
• Last Orders Please
• Let Me Love You
• Let The Day Begin
• Looking Out The Window
• Love in The Right Hands
• Love Lives Here
• Love Wars
• Maybe I'm Amazed
• Memphis, Tennessee
• Miss Judy's Farm
• Missed You
• Mopper's Blues
• Morning Dew
• My Fault
• Nobody Knows
• Ol' Man River
• On The Beach
• One Night
• Ooh La La
• Pineapple & The Monkey
• Plynth
• Pool Hall Richard
• Red Hot in Black
• Rice Pudding
• Richmond
• Ruby Tuesday
• Shake, Shudder
• Shock to The System
• Shotgun Wedding
• Silicone Grown
• So Tired
• Spanish Boots
• Stand Back
• Stone
• Tell Everyone
• Ten Days of Rain
• That's All You Need
• That's What Friends Are For
• The Day Will Come
• Three Button Hand Me Down
• Too Bad
• Who's Gonna Take Me Home
• Why Does It Go On?
• Wicked Messenger
• You Put Something Better Inside of Me
• You Shook Me
• You're So Rude