She had the lips of a lizard
Dry to the kiss
They made me sore
Dry as an old paperback from the store
By louis l'amour
A western for sure

She had the strength of a goat
The smell of one too
She passed my test
She was strong as a logger from the northwest
As a sexual quest
She was the best

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