I went down to the guitar store and I bought myself some things
Then I went home to fix this guitar to see if it could sing.
When I got done I plugged it in but it made no sound at all.
So I was gettin' pretty pissed and I plugged it into the wall.

Guess it's not a signing type, it would rather yell and spit.
If you don't think you'll like this guitar then you're really askin' for shit!
`cause when I get mad, I get red, and then I start to steam.
And this guitar is gonna fuck your face `cause it knows how to scream!

Hi, I'm bill. I was the one who did the cover art for the stone's sucking in the 70's lp.

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