Woke up this morning and I had those walking blues (x2)
I wasn't walkin' nowhere 'cause I didn't have no floor!

Staring over the edge of the bed
My old lady lying next to me, I started to cry (x2)
She said I'm gonna take this diploma,
I'm gonna slice you in the eye!

Well I'm alright (he's alright) (x9)
'cause I got a degree!

Escaping through my window
There's a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)
I opened my mouth to scream but my throat was full of foam

So I'm sittin' in this cell
My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)
I may spend the rest of my life in jail but at least it's got a floor!

Chorus

• Ac/dc Bag
• Alumni Blues
• Avinu Malkenu
• Axilla
• Big Black Furry Creature from Mars
• Blue & Lonesome
• Bouncin Around The Room
• Brother
• Buffalo Bill
• Carolina
• Cities
• Colonel Forbin's Ascent
• Cracklin' Rosie
• Daniel Saw The Stone
• Destiny Unbound
• Dirt
• Famous Mockingbird
• Fuck Your Face
• Hello My Baby
• Introduction Narration
• Jesus Just Left Chicago
• Lizards
• Mike's Song
• Nicu
• Old Home Place
• Possum
• Sloth
• Strange Design
• Tela
• The Curtain
• Timber Ho!
• Weekapaug