My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
Chorus 1: I need new ideas, brand new toys
So I won´t have depend on other boys
It´s a new day, it´s a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
To satisfy this need
Laguna cum shots
It what I took home with me
18-year-old boys
In million dollar homes? !
Yeah, it got me off
But left me unmoved
Chorus 2: I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when i´m not with other boys
It´s a new day, it´s a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide?
I´d rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I´ve got needs to fill

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• Kissed
• Negative Queen
• New Pleasures
• Not Enough of You to Go Around
• Rachbottomoff
• Reciprocate