Size don´t matter
Well that´s usually true
More important
Is who it´s attached to
But to find a larger tool
Can sometimes be so thrilling
It goes down smooth
Definitely more filling
It´s fat and wide
I can barely get my hand around it
Thick as a can of beer
Waiting for my lips to surround it
When I was young they´d complain
That I had a big mouth
But now it comes in handy
When my beercan boy gets randy
Beercan boy, my beercan boy
Beercan boy, my beercan boy
I want to get him off
And feel his silky jizz
I want to pop his top
And see him spurt and fizz
Look at the head on that brew!
I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it
But no swallowing allowed
Even though i´d to guzzle it
I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel
Cause with one that big
It´s tough to do anything more
Than oral

• A Song of Remembrance for Old Boyfriends
• Anonymous
• Beercan Boy
• Deep Water
• Fluffy City
• Groovy Underwear
• James Bondage
• Kissed
• Negative Queen
• New Pleasures
• Not Enough of You to Go Around
• Rachbottomoff
• Reciprocate