I've been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't come out

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go away
I've been throwing up drinks
In the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn
With a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash away
I've got nothing to hide
It's just something inside
That keeps coming back, day after day

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby
My pretty baby
My pretty baby

• A Cigarette is All You Get
• A Little Something
• Aching to Sneeze
• All You Pretty Girls
• Baby One More Time
• Bette Davis Eyes
• Filter Queen
• Get You in The Morning
• Give Yourself a Hand
• Handy Candyman
• I Love Your Goo
• I Want to Par-tay!
• I'm Gonna Be
• Just Chillin'
• Just Shoot Me, Baby
• Keep a Lid on Things
• La Grange
• Liverpool Lullaby
• Party's Over
• Passacaglia/a Bud & Slice
• Pissed With Me
• Playing Dead
• Sick Bed of Cuchulainn
• Stand by Your Man
• Sunday Dress
• The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
• The First Noel
• The Rocky Road to Dublin
• Throw Your Arms Around Me
• Un-break My Heart
• Understand Your Man