Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
It's not that I'm so tricky
It's not that I'm so dumb
It's not that I'm a filter queen
That sucks up all the scum

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

We played some little tricks
And told some stupid lies
I've spent some time with filter queens
And baked some apple pies

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
I like the smell of your upholstery
I like the polish on your hood
So flip the switch on this filter queen
And I'll do what I do so good

Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

Brad:
She is the queen, oh yeah, alright
Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright

Ellen:
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper, baby
Put two and two together
Put on a little salt and pepper
Let's have a little get-together, baby

• A Cigarette is All You Get
• A Little Something
• Aching to Sneeze
• All You Pretty Girls
• Baby One More Time
• Bette Davis Eyes
• Filter Queen
• Get You in The Morning
• Give Yourself a Hand
• Handy Candyman
• I Love Your Goo
• I Want to Par-tay!
• I'm Gonna Be
• Just Chillin'
• Just Shoot Me, Baby
• Keep a Lid on Things
• La Grange
• Liverpool Lullaby
• Party's Over
• Passacaglia/a Bud & Slice
• Pissed With Me
• Playing Dead
• Sick Bed of Cuchulainn
• Stand by Your Man
• Sunday Dress
• The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
• The First Noel
• The Rocky Road to Dublin
• Throw Your Arms Around Me
• Un-break My Heart
• Understand Your Man