I've sharpened all my tools
I follow all the rules
I'm a handyman
I've purchased all my sweets
I've cooked up all my treats
I'm a candyman

It's alright, baby, 'cause I'm the candyman
It's alright, baby, he's the candyman

Look inside my head
C'mon inside my shed
I'm a handyman
Well, I've got a little sugar
Won't you come a little closer?
I'm a handy candyman

It's alright, baby, I'm the candyman
It's alright, baby, he's the handy candyman

I'll hide it if you steal it
I'll soothe you if you feel it
I'm the handy candyman
I'll be gentle if you take it
Don't know how else I can say it
I'm the randy handy candyman

It's alright, baby, 'cause I'm the randy handy candyman
It's alright baby

• A Cigarette is All You Get
• A Little Something
• Aching to Sneeze
• All You Pretty Girls
• Baby One More Time
• Bette Davis Eyes
• Filter Queen
• Get You in The Morning
• Give Yourself a Hand
• Handy Candyman
• I Love Your Goo
• I Want to Par-tay!
• I'm Gonna Be
• Just Chillin'
• Just Shoot Me, Baby
• Keep a Lid on Things
• La Grange
• Liverpool Lullaby
• Party's Over
• Passacaglia/a Bud & Slice
• Pissed With Me
• Playing Dead
• Sick Bed of Cuchulainn
• Stand by Your Man
• Sunday Dress
• The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
• The First Noel
• The Rocky Road to Dublin
• Throw Your Arms Around Me
• Un-break My Heart
• Understand Your Man