Performed by rob schneider

And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.

[lecturing]
Zinc is by far the best element.
I also like plutonium.
It's just fun to say.
Plutonium.
[sound of someonee walking towards him]
How's your plutonium?
Good, thank you.

Excuse me!
Hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing?
Hey! get off of me!
[beating sounds]
You're breaking the beakers!
[beating sounds]
Those are my best goggles!
[beating sounds]

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