And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.

[mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

Hey! don't walk there! I just mopped!
[person walking quickly towards him]
[beating sounds]
Hey!
[beating sounds]
Get offa me!
[beating sounds]
That's my bucket!
[beating sounds]
Let go of my side burns!
[beating sounds]
[sound of falling down into glass]

• Assistant Principal's Big Day
• At a Medium Pace
• Buddy
• Fatty Mcgee
• Food Innuendo Guy
• I'm So Wasted
• Lunchlady Land
• My Little Chicken
• Oh Mom...
• Right Field
• Teenage Love on The Phone
• The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
• The Beating of a High School Janitor
• The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
• The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
• The Buffoon & The Dean of Admissions
• The Buffoon & The Valedictorian
• The Cheerleader
• The Longest Pee
• The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
• Toll Booth Willie