Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel

[moving train]
Next stop! coopersville!

[two guys talking]
Hey buddy
Buddy!
How was the bathroom buddy, pretty gruesome?
Buddy, I had to hold my breath buddy!
Eheh buddy, don't even tell me about it buddy!
Buddy I know.
Buddy, m&m's?
Chocolate me, buddy!... tasty buddy!
Buddy definitely
Hey get in on this drink buddy!
Buddy, don't mind if I do
It's a bloody, buddy
Buddy, it's killer!
Buddy!
Sorry buddy
Save me some buddy!
Buddy I said I was sorry!
That's ok buddy

[two more guys enter]
Hey dude!
Hey buddy!
Dudes, you know this dude?
What's up dude?
Hey buddy
Buddy, sit down
Have some bloody buddy
Dude
Dudes, here's a sixer, budweiser time
Yeah, bud buddy
Yeah dude
Cold ones dude
Buddy, killer!
[drinking]
I'm buzzing buddy!
Dude, I know!
[female walking by]
Oh dude, check it, she's killer!
I want some of that buddy
Oh buddy, save some for me
Dude, that's my ex-girlfriend
Oh, sorry buddy
Just watch it dude!
Hey lay off him buddy
Dude, don't get him started
I said I was sorry buddy
Dude, let's just drop it
Buddy?
It's cool dude

[two more guys enter]
Hey homey's
What's up homeys?
Hey buddy
What's up dude?
Just chillin' homey
Cool buddy
Yeah dude
Buddy
Homey
Dude
Homey
Dude
Buddy
Dude, check it out, a prison
Oh buddy, imagine being stuck in there
I know dude, that would suck
Homey, my brother is in there
Oh buddy
Sorry about that dude
Bummer buddy
Bad timing homey
I know buddy
Sorry dude
Not your fault homey
I know, but buddy
No, it's cool homey

Dude, there's another train on this track
[sound of another train]
Uh buddy, it's coming at us
[train horn sounding]
Dude!
Homey!
Buddy!
Buddy!
Homey!
Dude!

[trains crashing]
Dude?
Buddy, my head
Homey, get off me
Buddy, I can't see
What just happened to us dude?
Homey, I told you, we should have taken the bus!

• Assistant Principal's Big Day
• At a Medium Pace
• Buddy
• Fatty Mcgee
• Food Innuendo Guy
• I'm So Wasted
• Lunchlady Land
• My Little Chicken
• Oh Mom...
• Right Field
• Teenage Love on The Phone
• The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
• The Beating of a High School Janitor
• The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
• The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
• The Buffoon & The Dean of Admissions
• The Buffoon & The Valedictorian
• The Cheerleader
• The Longest Pee
• The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
• Toll Booth Willie