Every christmas card I write
Every christmas card I write
Has been stolen
Has been stolen
Every christmas card I write has been stolen

Every christmas card I write has been stolen
Every christmas card I write has been stolen
Has been stolen
Has been stolen
Every christmas card I write has been stolen

Stolen
Has been stolen
Every christmas card I write
On the little desk in the corner of my room

I find stolen the next day
I find stolen the next day
All of the christmas cards I write
Become stolen the next day
From my room

In my little desk in the corner of my room
Every christmas card I write
Is stolen
Is stolen
Every christmas card I write
Been stolen
From the little desk in the corner of my room
It's been stolen

Every day
Every christmas card I write
Has been stolen from my desk
I don't know why
It's been stolen
It's been stolen
Stolen
Stolen
Stolen
Stolen
Stolen

• 25 O'clock
• Another First Kiss
• Bangs
• Brainwashin' Our Fighting Boys
• Bread Hair
• Christmas Cards
• Concrete & Clay
• Confusing The Mind
• Counterfeit Faker
• Cupid
• Cyclops Rock
• Dont Know Why It Takes That Long
• Drink!
• Edison Museum
• Finished With Lies
• Hell Hotel
• Hi Honey I'm Home
• Hiya
• Hopeless Bleak Despair
• House of Mayors
• Hovering Sombrero
• How Much Cake Can You Eat
• I Am Not Your Broom
• I Blame You
• I Find It Hard to Believe
• I Might Be Giants Too
• I Need Some Lovin
• I've Got a Fang
• Inside The Puppet Head
• Living Doll
• Lullaby to Nightmares
• Maine
• Man, It's So Loud in Here
• Mario Speaks
• Maybe I Know
• Mink Car
• Moving to The Sun
• Mrs Cinderella
• My Man
• Nevada
• Next Plane to London
• Not Too Clear Not Too Long
• O Tannenbaum
• Older
• On The Drag
• One More Parade
• Operators Are Standing By
• Operators Are Standingby
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• Rat Patrol
• Reprehensible
• Sensurround
• She Thinks She's Edith Head
• South Carolina
• Stormy Pinkness
• Summer Breeze
• The Edison Museum
• The Feel Good Sublet
• The King of Wingo
• The Power of Tmbg Dial a Song
• The Writings on The Wall
• Theres a New Song Every Hour
• Token Back to Brooklyn
• Unforgotten
• Until My Head Falls Off
• We Just Go Nuts at Christmastime
• We Love All The People
• Welcome to The Jungle
• When Tornados Take Over The World
• Wicked Little Critta
• Will You Love Me in December as You Do in May
• Working Undercover for The Man
• Yeh Yeh