Salutations paint his karma, bend joints in fighting words
Got his mean streak from his mother, ha ha ha
Now love boats paint his liver, with eyes on the city lights
Collapsin' on the upbeats or relaxin' for the night
He steps into a crazy hotel, the desk clerk hands him soap-on-a-rope
What does he mean by this?
Bellhop takes his flashlight, takes john up to his room
Va-va-va-voom this is a sweet life, anthrax on the couch

We're here to entertain you, or have you seen this episode
We're the ancient order of robot dolls, we're putting you at the controls

Well, well, well welcome to hell hotel
Well, well, well welcome to hell hotel

Sports cars and the gamblin', john's winning every night
Well there's certain smells john can't repel, but momma it can't be right
He bolts awake laughing, but no one's in his room
And the big boss man doesn't understand why john can't smile no more

We're here to make you happy, that's all that we are programmed for
But you say this pleasure's a pain for you
Sebastian c. could tell you more

Well, well, well welcome to hell hotel
Well, well, well welcome to hell hotel

• 25 O'clock
• Another First Kiss
• Bangs
• Brainwashin' Our Fighting Boys
• Bread Hair
• Christmas Cards
• Concrete & Clay
• Confusing The Mind
• Counterfeit Faker
• Cupid
• Cyclops Rock
• Dont Know Why It Takes That Long
• Drink!
• Edison Museum
• Finished With Lies
• Hell Hotel
• Hi Honey I'm Home
• Hiya
• Hopeless Bleak Despair
• House of Mayors
• Hovering Sombrero
• How Much Cake Can You Eat
• I Am Not Your Broom
• I Blame You
• I Find It Hard to Believe
• I Might Be Giants Too
• I Need Some Lovin
• I've Got a Fang
• Inside The Puppet Head
• Living Doll
• Lullaby to Nightmares
• Maine
• Man, It's So Loud in Here
• Mario Speaks
• Maybe I Know
• Mink Car
• Moving to The Sun
• Mrs Cinderella
• My Man
• Nevada
• Next Plane to London
• Not Too Clear Not Too Long
• O Tannenbaum
• Older
• On The Drag
• One More Parade
• Operators Are Standing By
• Operators Are Standingby
• Oregon
• Pennsylvania
• Rat Patrol
• Reprehensible
• Sensurround
• She Thinks She's Edith Head
• South Carolina
• Stormy Pinkness
• Summer Breeze
• The Edison Museum
• The Feel Good Sublet
• The King of Wingo
• The Power of Tmbg Dial a Song
• The Writings on The Wall
• Theres a New Song Every Hour
• Token Back to Brooklyn
• Unforgotten
• Until My Head Falls Off
• We Just Go Nuts at Christmastime
• We Love All The People
• Welcome to The Jungle
• When Tornados Take Over The World
• Wicked Little Critta
• Will You Love Me in December as You Do in May
• Working Undercover for The Man
• Yeh Yeh