Written by joe egen & gerry rafferty
Produced by david baerwald, david kitay & susanna hoffs
Released as an unlisted bonus track on 'susanna hoffs' (1996)
Also released on 'bean: the album' (1997)

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin' that somethin' ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, I'm all over the place.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started out with nothing
And you've found that you're a self-made man
And you fancy I'll come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, please...please.

Tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor
You don't think that I can take anymore.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started out with nothing
And you've found that you're a self-made man
And you fancy I'll come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, please...please.

Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Here I am.

• Boys Keep Swinging
• Catch The Wind
• Ghost
• Go
• I'll Keep It With Mine
• It's Lonely Out Here
• Made of Stone
• My Side of The Bed
• No Kind of Love
• Now & Then
• Only Love
• Right by You
• Sleep
• So Much for Love
• Something New
• Stuck in The Middle With You
• Sunshine
• That's Why Girls Cry
• The Look of Love
• This Time
• Turning Over
• Unconditional Love
• We Close Our Eyes
• Wishing on Telstar
• Without You