I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Bridge:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

(bridge)

Okay, so you're brad pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!

(bridge)

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me

• Black Eyes, Blue Tears
• Come on Over
• Don't Be Stupid
• From This Moment On
• Honey, I'm Home
• I Won't Leave You Lonely
• I'm Holdin' on to Love
• If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!
• Love Gets Me Every Time
• Man! I Feel Like a Woman!
• Rock This Country!
• That Don't Impress Me Much
• Whatever You Do! Don't!
• When
• You're Still The One