We're only making plans for nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for nigel
We only want what's best for him

• Ant Music
• Antmusic
• Are You Gonna Go My Way
• Average B-side
• Back for Good
• Better Days
• Cheap Love Song
• Coke Tears
• Come Fly With Me
• Deceiving is Believing
• El Angel Que Quiero Yo
• Eternity
• Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye
• Everytime We Say Goodbye
• Falling in Bed
• Freedom '96
• Get The Joke
• Happy Song
• I Am The Res[Erection]
• I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
• It's Only Us
• John's Gay
• Karaoke Overkill
• Kooks
• Love Cheat
• Making Plans for Nigel
• Rocks
• Rocks Off
• Rome Munich Rome
• She Makes Me High
• Sweet Gene Vincent
• Teenage Millionaire
• The Full Month Medley
• The Full Monty Medley
• There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner
• There She Goes
• Toxic
• Walk This Sleigh