It's the end of the night
I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through interflora
Tell you lies like 'i love you' and 'i adore you'
I think there's something you should know

I'm a love cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

The curtain's closed
And the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in the mirror
I think there's something everybody should know

I'm a love cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

I'm a love cheat
And you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
And I'm a liar

• Ant Music
• Antmusic
• Are You Gonna Go My Way
• Average B-side
• Back for Good
• Better Days
• Cheap Love Song
• Coke Tears
• Come Fly With Me
• Deceiving is Believing
• El Angel Que Quiero Yo
• Eternity
• Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye
• Everytime We Say Goodbye
• Falling in Bed
• Freedom '96
• Get The Joke
• Happy Song
• I Am The Res[Erection]
• I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
• It's Only Us
• John's Gay
• Karaoke Overkill
• Kooks
• Love Cheat
• Making Plans for Nigel
• Rocks
• Rocks Off
• Rome Munich Rome
• She Makes Me High
• Sweet Gene Vincent
• Teenage Millionaire
• The Full Month Medley
• The Full Monty Medley
• There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner
• There She Goes
• Toxic
• Walk This Sleigh