I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before?
She said hardly
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

She was educated at this school called rada
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said I'll call ya carol, yeah?
She said that would be nice

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
My pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The maitre'd - hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs

See me
Falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
Ohhhhh to

But in the throws of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said
I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
And she said
Chill out
Rome wasn't built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job

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• Are You Gonna Go My Way
• Average B-side
• Back for Good
• Better Days
• Cheap Love Song
• Coke Tears
• Come Fly With Me
• Deceiving is Believing
• El Angel Que Quiero Yo
• Eternity
• Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye
• Everytime We Say Goodbye
• Falling in Bed
• Freedom '96
• Get The Joke
• Happy Song
• I Am The Res[Erection]
• I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
• It's Only Us
• John's Gay
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• Making Plans for Nigel
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• Rome Munich Rome
• She Makes Me High
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• Teenage Millionaire
• The Full Month Medley
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• There She Goes
• Toxic
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