The secret service makes me nervous
When I am dating they are waiting to observe us
When I get ready to hold steady for the kiss you plan
The secret service makes me nervous and I can't!

They're always spying, no denying
They're always peeping, gumshoe creeping, private eying
When I'm beginning to give-inning like a maiden aunt
The secret service makes me nervous and I can't!

I've been exposed beyond control
Just like a goldfish in a bowl!

The president's daughter must drink water
No drink of scotch she might do what she hadn't otter
When I'm ignited, so excited that I start to pant
The secret service makes me nervous
When my lamps are lit
And I say this is it!

. . . the secret service makes me nervous
And I can't!

The secret service makes me nervous
Those white house dicks get all their kicks
When they observe us!
Just as I wind up, make my mind up, not to say I won't
The secret service makes me nervous and I don't!

When things look rosy they get nosy
They'll say there's tootsie playing footsie very cosy
My pulse goes higher, I'm on fire, shakin' at the knees
The secret service makes me nervous and I freeze!

Whatever I may do or say
Will be reported the next day!
They don't see clearly when I'm merely being courted
When I'm just necking simply pecking with a cary grant
They stand behind me to remind me who and what I am
. . . when I don't give a ? x? x ( ooh ahh ahh! )
The secret service makes me nervous and I can't!

• 'deed I Do
• 'twas The Night Before Christmas
• A Bushel & a Peck
• A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
• A Garden in The Rain
• A Hubba-hubba-hubba
• A Still Small Voice
• Abide With Me
• All Through The Night
• Angry
• Bali Ha'i
• Beautiful Noise
• Because
• Bridge Over Troubled Water
• But Beautiful
• C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
• Catch a Falling Star
• Caterina
• Delaware
• Didn't We?
• Don't Let The Stars Get in Your Eyes
• Dream Baby
• Empty Pockets Filled With Love
• Everybody's Talking
• Far Away Places
• Feelings
• First Lady
• For All We Know
• Frosty The Snowman
• Girl With The Golden Braids
• Glad to Be Home
• God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
• Goodnight, Sweet Jesus
• He's Got The Whole World in His Hands
• Here We Come A-caroling
• Holy God We Praise Thy Name
• Home for The Holidays
• Honey, Honey ,
• I Believe
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Had The Craziest Dream
• I Know What God Is
• I May Never
• I Think of You
• I'm Gonna Get Him
• If
• If I Could Almost Read Your Mind
• If I Could Be With You
• If I Had a Hammer
• In Our Hide-away
• In The Garden
• Is He The Only Man in The World
• Is She The Only Girl in The World
• It's a Lovely Day Today
• It's Been a Long, Long Time
• It's Easy to Remember
• Joy to The World!
• Love is Spreading Over The World
• Magic Moments
• Marrying for Love
• May The Good Lord Bless & Keep You
• Me & You & a Dog Named Boo
• Mother Dear, O Pray for Me
• My Days of Loving You
• Nearer, My God to Thee
• No Other Love
• No Well on Earth
• O Holy Night
• Only One
• Onward, Christian Soldiers
• Pigtails & Freckles
• Prayer for Peace
• Prisoner of Love
• Put Your Hand in The Hand
• Round & Round
• Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
• Scarlet Ribbons
• Secret Service
• Send in The Clowns
• Sleepy Time Gal
• Sleepy Time Galsleepy Time Gal,
• Some Enchanted Evening
• Someone Who Cares
• Song for Belly Dancer
• Song of Songs
• South of The Bor
• Swingin' Down The Lane
• That's What I Like
• The Christmas Song
• There Must Be a Way
• They Can't Take That Away from Me
• They Love Me
• This is a Great Country
• Till The End of Time
• Tomboy
• Twelve Days of Christmas
• Wanted
• We Kiss in a Shadow
• When I Need You
• When You Come to The End of The Day
• When You Were Sweet Sixteen
• Where Do I Begin ?
• Where or When
• Where You're Concerned
• Whither Thou Goest
• Yesterday I Heard The Rain
• You Light up My Life
• You Needed Me
• You'll Never Walk Alone
• You're Just in Love