1970
--------------------------

If I could read their minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me

For instance . . .

Has he aged, or did he lose weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, he could stand a little dye!
He looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?

How does old perra-la unwind?
I could almost read their minds!

From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?

What does it really take to make him lose his cool?
Does he go anywhere without that tired stool?
Does he notice girl's behinds?
I can almost read your minds!

It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's cookin' with your curiosity!
Is mister nice guy just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .

You never thought you'd see me in las vegas 'live'
I haven't played a club since 1885!
It's spelled out in dollar signs ( you better believe it! )
I can almost read your minds!

1980
------------------------

If I could read your minds
I kind of think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me

For instance . . .

Has he aged, or did he put on weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's 38!
He hasn't lost his hair, but he could stand a little dye!
Looks relaxed up there but what's he like inside?

How does old perra-louch unwind?
I can almost read your minds!

From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know,
If I'll stay awake thru the entire show?
You wonder what's beneath that florida tan
Deep down inside is he . . .
A dirty old man?

You wonder what it takes to make him lose his cool?
Does he have holy water in his swimming pool?
Would he pinch a girl's behind?

It doesn't take a guy equipped with esp
To see what's goin' with your curiosity!
Is mister nice guy just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a . . .

Now this may sound clichй, but clichйs are often true
I'm glad you let me come an' sing my songs to you
And I'm happy that I find
That I could almost read your minds!

• 'deed I Do
• 'twas The Night Before Christmas
• A Bushel & a Peck
• A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
• A Garden in The Rain
• A Hubba-hubba-hubba
• A Still Small Voice
• Abide With Me
• All Through The Night
• Angry
• Bali Ha'i
• Beautiful Noise
• Because
• Bridge Over Troubled Water
• But Beautiful
• C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
• Catch a Falling Star
• Caterina
• Delaware
• Didn't We?
• Don't Let The Stars Get in Your Eyes
• Dream Baby
• Empty Pockets Filled With Love
• Everybody's Talking
• Far Away Places
• Feelings
• First Lady
• For All We Know
• Frosty The Snowman
• Girl With The Golden Braids
• Glad to Be Home
• God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
• Goodnight, Sweet Jesus
• He's Got The Whole World in His Hands
• Here We Come A-caroling
• Holy God We Praise Thy Name
• Home for The Holidays
• Honey, Honey ,
• I Believe
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Had The Craziest Dream
• I Know What God Is
• I May Never
• I Think of You
• I'm Gonna Get Him
• If
• If I Could Almost Read Your Mind
• If I Could Be With You
• If I Had a Hammer
• In Our Hide-away
• In The Garden
• Is He The Only Man in The World
• Is She The Only Girl in The World
• It's a Lovely Day Today
• It's Been a Long, Long Time
• It's Easy to Remember
• Joy to The World!
• Love is Spreading Over The World
• Magic Moments
• Marrying for Love
• May The Good Lord Bless & Keep You
• Me & You & a Dog Named Boo
• Mother Dear, O Pray for Me
• My Days of Loving You
• Nearer, My God to Thee
• No Other Love
• No Well on Earth
• O Holy Night
• Only One
• Onward, Christian Soldiers
• Pigtails & Freckles
• Prayer for Peace
• Prisoner of Love
• Put Your Hand in The Hand
• Round & Round
• Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
• Scarlet Ribbons
• Secret Service
• Send in The Clowns
• Sleepy Time Gal
• Sleepy Time Galsleepy Time Gal,
• Some Enchanted Evening
• Someone Who Cares
• Song for Belly Dancer
• Song of Songs
• South of The Bor
• Swingin' Down The Lane
• That's What I Like
• The Christmas Song
• There Must Be a Way
• They Can't Take That Away from Me
• They Love Me
• This is a Great Country
• Till The End of Time
• Tomboy
• Twelve Days of Christmas
• Wanted
• We Kiss in a Shadow
• When I Need You
• When You Come to The End of The Day
• When You Were Sweet Sixteen
• Where Do I Begin ?
• Where or When
• Where You're Concerned
• Whither Thou Goest
• Yesterday I Heard The Rain
• You Light up My Life
• You Needed Me
• You'll Never Walk Alone
• You're Just in Love