When you were a kid
And you wanted a doll
You got it!
Don't ask how you did,
But when you were a kid
And you wanted a doll
You got it!
You carefully laid out a plan,
When you were a kid
'twas a doll . . .

And now it's a man!

I'm gonna get em!
I'm gonna get em!
Instead of givin' up
An' throwin' in the towel
I'm gonna keep on fightin'
Fair or fowl
Until I get em!
I'm gonna em!

I'm gonna wear my jewels
An' my ermine wrap
An' if I have to drop my shoulder strap
I'm gonna get em!
I'm gonna em!

An' when I've got him
Where I think he otta be . . .
I'm gonna love em, love em
My mission in life will be to love em
Until he loves me!

I'm gonna get em!
Hmm, I'm gonna get em!
I'll back him in a corner
'till he squirms an' twists
An' if I must put handcuffs
On his wrists
I'm gonna get em!
I'm gonna get em!

He'll know the facts of life
An' when he understands
I'll put a shotgun in my father's hands
An' that'll get em!
I'm gonna em!

An' when I've got him
Where I think he otta be . . .
I'm gonna hug em, hug em
I'll hug em and if I have to slug em
He's gonna love, he's gonna love
He's gonna love me!

• 'deed I Do
• 'twas The Night Before Christmas
• A Bushel & a Peck
• A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
• A Garden in The Rain
• A Hubba-hubba-hubba
• A Still Small Voice
• Abide With Me
• All Through The Night
• Angry
• Bali Ha'i
• Beautiful Noise
• Because
• Bridge Over Troubled Water
• But Beautiful
• C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
• Catch a Falling Star
• Caterina
• Delaware
• Didn't We?
• Don't Let The Stars Get in Your Eyes
• Dream Baby
• Empty Pockets Filled With Love
• Everybody's Talking
• Far Away Places
• Feelings
• First Lady
• For All We Know
• Frosty The Snowman
• Girl With The Golden Braids
• Glad to Be Home
• God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
• Goodnight, Sweet Jesus
• He's Got The Whole World in His Hands
• Here We Come A-caroling
• Holy God We Praise Thy Name
• Home for The Holidays
• Honey, Honey ,
• I Believe
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Had The Craziest Dream
• I Know What God Is
• I May Never
• I Think of You
• I'm Gonna Get Him
• If
• If I Could Almost Read Your Mind
• If I Could Be With You
• If I Had a Hammer
• In Our Hide-away
• In The Garden
• Is He The Only Man in The World
• Is She The Only Girl in The World
• It's a Lovely Day Today
• It's Been a Long, Long Time
• It's Easy to Remember
• Joy to The World!
• Love is Spreading Over The World
• Magic Moments
• Marrying for Love
• May The Good Lord Bless & Keep You
• Me & You & a Dog Named Boo
• Mother Dear, O Pray for Me
• My Days of Loving You
• Nearer, My God to Thee
• No Other Love
• No Well on Earth
• O Holy Night
• Only One
• Onward, Christian Soldiers
• Pigtails & Freckles
• Prayer for Peace
• Prisoner of Love
• Put Your Hand in The Hand
• Round & Round
• Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
• Scarlet Ribbons
• Secret Service
• Send in The Clowns
• Sleepy Time Gal
• Sleepy Time Galsleepy Time Gal,
• Some Enchanted Evening
• Someone Who Cares
• Song for Belly Dancer
• Song of Songs
• South of The Bor
• Swingin' Down The Lane
• That's What I Like
• The Christmas Song
• There Must Be a Way
• They Can't Take That Away from Me
• They Love Me
• This is a Great Country
• Till The End of Time
• Tomboy
• Twelve Days of Christmas
• Wanted
• We Kiss in a Shadow
• When I Need You
• When You Come to The End of The Day
• When You Were Sweet Sixteen
• Where Do I Begin ?
• Where or When
• Where You're Concerned
• Whither Thou Goest
• Yesterday I Heard The Rain
• You Light up My Life
• You Needed Me
• You'll Never Walk Alone
• You're Just in Love