( she's the first lady, she's the first lady,
She's the first lady of the land! )

She might have been a teacher
A job that she'd adore . . .
She might have been a housewife
A wife and nothing more!
She might have been an actress
Who might have played broadway!
But my husband had to be president ( hmm . . . )
And what am I today?

I'm the first lady of the land,
The first lady of the land
Standing on a receiving line,
Winding up with an aching spine
Calluses on my receiving hand,
As the first lady of the land!

For every week a different hairdo,
Which means another dress
Those meetings with committees,
And sparing with the press
Those dreary formal dinners,
When I stay up 'till dawn
Counting all the silver
When the guests have gone!

When they march out in single file,
And I must smile, smile, smile!
I'd rather be the second
Or the third or the forth
Or the fifth or the sixth
Or the seventh instead
Of the first lady of the land!

I'm the first lady of the land,
The first lady of the land
Entertaining at lunch or tea,
Do do-gooders who call on me
Telling of their noble deeds they've planned
For the first lady of the land!

And oh the presents that they send me
An awful lot of junk
An un-housebroken poodle
A dehydrated skunk
A turkey for thanksgiving
Potat'as in a sack
But when they send me a diamond
I must send it back!

When the whole cabinet arrives
And bring their wives, wives, wives!
I'd rather be the second
Or the third or the forth
Or the fifth or the sixth
Or the seventh instead
Of the first lady of the land!

• 'deed I Do
• 'twas The Night Before Christmas
• A Bushel & a Peck
• A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes
• A Garden in The Rain
• A Hubba-hubba-hubba
• A Still Small Voice
• Abide With Me
• All Through The Night
• Angry
• Bali Ha'i
• Beautiful Noise
• Because
• Bridge Over Troubled Water
• But Beautiful
• C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
• Catch a Falling Star
• Caterina
• Delaware
• Didn't We?
• Don't Let The Stars Get in Your Eyes
• Dream Baby
• Empty Pockets Filled With Love
• Everybody's Talking
• Far Away Places
• Feelings
• First Lady
• For All We Know
• Frosty The Snowman
• Girl With The Golden Braids
• Glad to Be Home
• God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
• Goodnight, Sweet Jesus
• He's Got The Whole World in His Hands
• Here We Come A-caroling
• Holy God We Praise Thy Name
• Home for The Holidays
• Honey, Honey ,
• I Believe
• I Found a Million Dollar Baby
• I Had The Craziest Dream
• I Know What God Is
• I May Never
• I Think of You
• I'm Gonna Get Him
• If
• If I Could Almost Read Your Mind
• If I Could Be With You
• If I Had a Hammer
• In Our Hide-away
• In The Garden
• Is He The Only Man in The World
• Is She The Only Girl in The World
• It's a Lovely Day Today
• It's Been a Long, Long Time
• It's Easy to Remember
• Joy to The World!
• Love is Spreading Over The World
• Magic Moments
• Marrying for Love
• May The Good Lord Bless & Keep You
• Me & You & a Dog Named Boo
• Mother Dear, O Pray for Me
• My Days of Loving You
• Nearer, My God to Thee
• No Other Love
• No Well on Earth
• O Holy Night
• Only One
• Onward, Christian Soldiers
• Pigtails & Freckles
• Prayer for Peace
• Prisoner of Love
• Put Your Hand in The Hand
• Round & Round
• Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
• Scarlet Ribbons
• Secret Service
• Send in The Clowns
• Sleepy Time Gal
• Sleepy Time Galsleepy Time Gal,
• Some Enchanted Evening
• Someone Who Cares
• Song for Belly Dancer
• Song of Songs
• South of The Bor
• Swingin' Down The Lane
• That's What I Like
• The Christmas Song
• There Must Be a Way
• They Can't Take That Away from Me
• They Love Me
• This is a Great Country
• Till The End of Time
• Tomboy
• Twelve Days of Christmas
• Wanted
• We Kiss in a Shadow
• When I Need You
• When You Come to The End of The Day
• When You Were Sweet Sixteen
• Where Do I Begin ?
• Where or When
• Where You're Concerned
• Whither Thou Goest
• Yesterday I Heard The Rain
• You Light up My Life
• You Needed Me
• You'll Never Walk Alone
• You're Just in Love