[Originally by Ramones]

Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!
Lobotomy!

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are loving me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

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