I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe
Last night
He didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peek
[Mike screams "Oh GOD!"]
He thought I was up in the bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the Christmas tree last night
there must be some mistake
was I really awake?
I move in closer, but better look away

[Mike and Billie make barfing noises]

• Blitzkrieg Bop
• Don't Want to Fall in Love
• DUI (Driving Under The Influence)
• Favorite Son
• Governator
• I Don't Wanna Know If You Are Lonely
• I Fought The Law
• I Saw My Parents Kissing Santa Claws
• J.A.R. (Jason Andrew Relva)
• Johnny Be Good
• Life During Wartime
• Like A Rat Does Cheese
• Maria
• Mechanical Man
• Minnesota Girl
• Poprocks & Coke
• Shoplifter
• Shout
• Teenage Lobotomy
• The Angel And The Jerk
• The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink
• The Eye of The Tiger
• The Kids Are Alright
• Things I Heard Today
• Too Much, Too Soon
• We Are The Champions