Wayne lyles (vocals)
Terry wimberly (piano)
Elwood jr. madeo (guitar)
Frank zappa (drums)

So, uh, I'd just like to tell you about a little incident at shrine auditorium. um, well, see we made this scene down there, we walked in, and this..this place is big, y'know, real big, y'know? an' everybody was gonna be there. louis armstrong and his boys were gonna be there, (titans) an' the titans, (velvetones too) and the velvetones, and the blackouts, so let me tell you about this scene... (we made the scene, that is obvious) ? ? ? ? ? the velvetones think they're lawrence welk.

• Alley Cat
• Babbette
• Bobby Brown Goes Down
• Carol, You Fool
• Chana in De Bushwop
• Charva
• Cops Buns
• Diseases of The Band
• Find Her Finer
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• I'm a Band Leader
• It Can't Happen Here
• Keep It Greasey
• Kenny's Booger Story
• Lost in a Whirlpool
• Nig Biz
• Once Upon a Time
• Pygmy Twylyte
• Ride My Face to Chicago
• Ronnie Sings?
• Ronnie's Booger Story
• Room Service
• Ruthie-ruthie
• Satumaa
• Stinkfoot
• Sweet Leilani
• The Blackouts
• The Dick Kunc Story
• The Florida Airport Tape
• The Groupie Routine
• Tiger Roach
• Tush Tush Tush
• Wind up Workin' in The Gas Station
• Wonderful Wino