Frank zappa (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Arthur barrow (bass)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)
Terry bozzio (vocals)
Dale bozzio (vocals)
Ray white (vocals)
Ike willis (vocals)

Hello, anybody home? ...special delivery!
Oh no!
Registered mail, you're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy
Oh no!
Cmon, I know you're in there
Oh no!
(weep, weep, weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
(weep)

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...

Roller skates 'n disco
Is a lot of fun
I'm too young 'n stupid
To operate a gun

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted

My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
My-y-y sister don't wanna get drafted
She don't wanna go
My sister don't wanna get drafted
No-oh-woh-oh-woh...

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot her in the fox hole, fox hole

I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted
I don't wanna get drafted

Wars are really ugly
They're dirty and they're cold
I don't want nobody
To shoot me in the fox hole, fox hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole
Shot in the fox hole, shot in the fox hole

• Alley Cat
• Babbette
• Bobby Brown Goes Down
• Carol, You Fool
• Chana in De Bushwop
• Charva
• Cops Buns
• Diseases of The Band
• Find Her Finer
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• I'm a Band Leader
• It Can't Happen Here
• Keep It Greasey
• Kenny's Booger Story
• Lost in a Whirlpool
• Nig Biz
• Once Upon a Time
• Pygmy Twylyte
• Ride My Face to Chicago
• Ronnie Sings?
• Ronnie's Booger Story
• Room Service
• Ruthie-ruthie
• Satumaa
• Stinkfoot
• Sweet Leilani
• The Blackouts
• The Dick Kunc Story
• The Florida Airport Tape
• The Groupie Routine
• Tiger Roach
• Tush Tush Tush
• Wind up Workin' in The Gas Station
• Wonderful Wino