Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Female soprano:
Why don't you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?

Chorus:
Joy of my desiring

Female soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot.

Chorus:
Hot hot. get me hot

Female soprano:
And horny.
If there's one thing I really get off on,
It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes.

Chorus:
Some old melodies.

Female soprano:
Four-four... an aura

Chorus:
An areola

Female soprano:
Pink gums. stumpy gray teeth.

Chorus:
Dental floss.

Female soprano:
Gets me hot. want to watch a dental hygiene movie?

• A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
• Centerville
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dental Hygeine Dilemma
• Dew on The Newts We Got
• Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
• Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Mystery Roach
• Penis Dimension
• Redneck Eats
• Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
• She Painted up Her Face
• Strictly Genteel
• The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
• The Girl's Dream
• The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• Would You Like a Snack?