Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)

Mark volman & howard kaylan:
This town.. this town..
Is just a sealed
Tuna sandwich.
Sealed
Tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued ...
It's by baloney on the rack
It goes for 40 cents a whack.
It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay
The cost of the tickets
Back to l.a.
The cost of the tickets
Back to l.a.
The cost of the tickets
Back to l.a.

Chorus:
All the people in the sandwich town
Think the place is great.
What if part of it's crumbling down?
Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round ...

Howard kaylan:
They'll either be dead..

Mark volman:
Or moved to san francisco.

Howard kaylan:
( where everybody thinks they're heavy business.
But it's just a tuna sandwich from another catering service. )

• A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
• Centerville
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dental Hygeine Dilemma
• Dew on The Newts We Got
• Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
• Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
• I'm Stealing The Towels
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Mystery Roach
• Penis Dimension
• Redneck Eats
• Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
• She Painted up Her Face
• Strictly Genteel
• The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
• The Girl's Dream
• The Lad Searches The Night for His Newts
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• Would You Like a Snack?