Desperate for entertainment
So I turn the tv on
There's people jumping up and down
Then they have the panel on
And they talk a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind


Then they have the weatherman on
He used to teach all our friends
He talked a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind


Then they have carl lewis on
He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan
He talks a lot of wind
He talks a lot about wind


I turn the tragic lantern on
It's a program 'good morning'*
It's a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind


I'm real sick and in distress
I got octagonals in my eyelids
From watching all that wind
I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
So I ring the tv line and get a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind


You see them selling carpets
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programs
And they talk a lot of wind


Oh the boredom in my bones
From belching a lot of wind
They talk a lot about wind
They talk a lot about wind


I gotta forget about the wind
Has a lot of nerve
To talk a lot about wind


There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man
He's got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)
They talk a lot about wind

• A Lot of Wind
• Edinburgh Man
• High Tension Line
• Idiot Joy Showland
• Pittsville Direkt
• Rose
• Shiftwork
• So What About It?
• The Book of Lies
• The Mixer
• The War Against Intelligence
• White Lightning
• You Haven't Found It Yet