I woke up last night shaking from a dream
For in that dream I died
My wife rolled over and told me
That my life would be immortalized
Not in some major motion picture
Or great american novel, you see
No, they're gonna make a tv movie out of me

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Well now, it's one two three you take the money
Yeah it's as easy as a b c
Yeah they're gonna make a tv movie out of me

Well they can change my name or they can leave it
They can change my story too
Or they can make me black or chinese
And do things that I never did do
They're gonna give my life a whole new ending
And put me in prime time first-run
And when it's over, what I did there will be what I done

Now I don't want my name in a history book
Nobody's ever gonna see
No, they're gonna make a tv movie out of me

(chorus)

Well I'm a shoe-in for a sponsor
Goodyear blimp and radial wheels
Somebody had a meeting somewhere
Somehow somebody made a deal
Well I was one of them kinds of stories
That everybody liked to see
Yeah they're gonna make a tv movie out of me
Now I don't want no inscription on my gravestone
No long soliloquy
No they're gonna make a tv movie out of me

(chorus)

• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• Back in Your Arms Again
• Bring on The Night
• Car Wash
• Cynthia
• Dollhouse
• Don't Look Back
• Frankie
• Gave It a Name
• Give The Girl a Kiss
• Goin'cali
• Happy
• Iceman
• Johnny Bye Bye
• Leavin' Train
• Linda Let Me Be The One
• Living on The Edge of The World
• Loose Change
• Lucky Man
• Man at The Top
• Mary Lou
• My Loverman
• Over The Rise
• Restless Nights
• Ricky Wants a Man of Her Own
• Rockaway The Days
• Roulette
• Santa Ana
• Seven Angels
• Shut Out The Light
• So Young & in Love
• Stand on It
• Take Em as They Come
• The Honeymooners
• The Wish
• Thundercrack
• Trouble in Paradise
• Tv Movie
• Two for The Road
• Wages of Sin
• When The Lights Go Out
• When You Need Me