Yea well I sing like an amputee though
Why?
Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune

Knock knock mr. rogers it's mr. mcfeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well mr. mcfeelie if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like captain kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

Mr. rogers I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. mcfeelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends

Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends

Do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do

You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span
And rock out to old school duran duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span
And rock out to old school duran duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can watch late night c-span
And rock out to old school duran duran

• Asleep at The Wheel
• Boom
• Fire Water Burn
• Going Nowhere Slow
• I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
• It's Tricky
• Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
• Lift Your Head up High
• Shut Up
• Why's Everybody Always Pickin' on Me?
• Your Only Friends Are Make Believe