I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem

Where is this thing that I call heaven?
What is it doing here on earth?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Who is this looking up your skirt?

You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a smirk
You make me wait for just a little while
I open up my mouth and yell

I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone
Why can't I call you on the phone?
I really don't know
I'm home, you're home, we're all alone
Why can't I call you on the phone?

You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a skirt
I'll be ok in just a little while
And I open my big mouth and yell

Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?
I really don't know
Did you laugh? did you cry?
Did you say my name with a bit of a sigh?

Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off, to the great white north
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
(bob & doug loon calls)

Where is this thing that I call heaven?
Did you laugh at that?

What is it doing here on earth?
Did you cry?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Did you say my name with a sigh?
Who is this looking up your skirt?

• A Message to You Rudy
• Back
• Burned
• Careless
• Couldn't Care Less
• Fight The Power
• Get in Line
• Govatsos Shuffle
• Green Christmas
• Grim Grinning Ghosts
• Having a Baby
• Hidden Sun
• It's Christmas Time
• Lilac Girl
• Lovers in a Dangerous Time
• Make My Heart Fly
• McDonald's Girl
• Night Photographs
• Psycho Killer
• Really Don't Know
• Roadrunner
• Thanks That Was Fun
• The Ballad of Gordon
• This is It
• Trouble With Tracy
• Wishing Well
• Words Music by Steven Page
• Words Music by Steven Page Ed Robertson