George washington was the president
But now he's dead (dead)
Mackenzie king was prime minister
But now he's dead (dead)

So don't go into politics
You'll end up dead
Don't go into politics
You'll end up dead

Oppenheimer built the bomb
But now he's dead (dead)
Einstien was very very smart
But not enough not to be dead (dead)

So don't go into science
You'll end up dead
Don't go into science
You'll end up dead
And don't go into politics
You'll end up dead
Don't go into politics
You'll end up dead

Jimi hendrix, janice joplin, brian jones, keith moon,
Jim morrison, roy orbison,
John lennon, bob marley, leonard bernstien, elvis presley
Well, we're not too sure about elvis
But I think you get the point

Don't go into music
You'll end up dead
Don't go into music
You'll end up dead
And don't go into science
You'll end up dead
Don't go into politics
You'll end up dead

Break it down
You'll be burned, you'll be fried
You'll be buried alive
And there's no hope thinkin'
That you're gonna survive
'cause there's the drowning and choking
And cancer from smoking
And smothered while sleeping
And blood will start seeping

So I have found, you'll end up in the ground
And you'll be dead
So I have found, you'll end up in the ground
I wish there was an option instead
But you'll be dead
Dead
Maybe with a bullet in your head
But you'll be dead
Dead
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dead

• Car Full of Pain
• Don't Go Into Politics
• Goin' Huntin'
• I Want to Look Like Arnold
• Jesus' Brother Bob
• Let's Go Bowling
• No Sale/no Store
• The Ballad of Dan
• The Canadian Crisis Song
• The Christmas Song
• The Credit Song
• The Last Saskatchewan Pirate