- we'd like to welcome you here to the dakota country and western club
And in return for miss yoko ono's wonderful gift of a very strange...
I'd like,this morning, to sing you a little ditty that occured to me in the throes of my sleep
It's called life begins at 40

They say life begins at forty,
Age is just a state of mind.
If all that's true,
You know, that I've been dead for thirty-nine.

And if life begins at forty,
Well, I hope it ain't the same
It's been tough enough without that stuff
I don't wanna to be born again.

Well, I tried to sweep the slate clean
With a new broom ev'ry day
If that don't work,
I'll jerk around until my next birtday

Yeah, life begins at forty,
Age is just a state of mind.
Well, if all that's true
You know that I've been dead for thirty-nine.

• #9 Dream
• A Kiss is Just a Kiss
• A Little Story
• A Little Story/even when You're Far Away
• A Story
• A Thousand Times Yes
• Ain't She Sweet
• Ain't That a Shame
• Airtalk
• Aisumasen
• Amsterdam
• Angel Baby
• Angela
• Angry Young Woman
• Approximately Infinite Universe
• Ask The Dragon
• Attica State
• Baby Please Dont Go
• Be Bop a Lula
• Be My Baby
• Beautiful Boy
• Beautiful Boys
• Bless You
• Blue Suede Shoes
• Bony Moronie
• Born in a Prison
• Borrowed Time
• Bring It on Home to Me/send Me Some Lovin
• Bring on The Lucie
• Cape Clear
• Catman
• Children Power
• Cleanup Time
• Coffin Car
• Cold Turkey
• Come Together
• Cookin'
• Crippled Inside
• Dear John
• Dear Yoko
• Death of Samantha
• Dizzy Miss Lizzy
• Do The Oz
• Do You Wanna Dance
• Dogtown
• Don't Be Scared
• Don't Count The Waves
• Don't Worry, Kyoko
• Dream Love
• Even when You're Far Away
• Every Man Has a Woman Who Loves Him
• Extension 33
• Fame
• Forgive Me, My Love
• Franklin Summer
• Give Me Some Truth
• Give Me Something
• Give Peace a Chance
• God
• God Save Us
• Going Down on Love
• Goodbye Sadness
• Goodbye, My Love
• Goodnight Vienna
• Greenfield Morning I Pushed an Empty Baby Carriage All Over The City
• Grow Old With Me
• Growing Pain
• Happy Xmas
• Hard Times Are Over
• Have You Seen a Horizon Lately
• Heartburn Stew
• Hell in Paradise
• Here We Go Again
• Hold On
• Hound Dog
• How Do You Sleep?
• How?
• I Don't Know Why
• I Don't Wanna Be a Soldier, Mama, I Don't Wanna Die
• I Don't Wanna Face It
• I Felt Like Smashing My Face in a Clear Glass Window
• I Found Out
• I Have a Woman Inside My Soul
• I Know
• I Learned to Stutter/coffin Car
• I Love All of Me
• I Love You, Earth
• I See Rainbows
• I Want My Love to Rest Tonight
• I'll Always Be With You
• I'm Losing You
• I'm Moving On
• I'm Stepping Out
• I'm The Greatest
• If Only
• Imagine
• Incantation
• Instant Karma
• Intuition
• Is Winter Here to Stay?
• Isolation
• It Happened
• It's Alright
• It's Been Very Hard
• It's Gonna Rain
• It's So Hard
• Jealous Guy
• John Sinclair
• John, John
• Josejoi Banzai
• Just Because
• Kiss Kiss Kiss
• Kite Song
• Kurushi
• Left Turn's The Right Turn
• Let Me Count The Ways
• Let The Tears Dry
• Life Begins at 40
• Light on The Other Side
• Listen Snow is Falling
• Loneliness
• Long Lost John
• Look at Me
• Looking Over from My Hotel Window
• Lord, Take This Makeup Off Me
• Love
• Maggie Mae
• Make Love, Not War
• Meat City
• Men, Men, Men
• Midsummer New York
• Mildred, Mildred
• Mind Games
• Mind Train
• Mindweaver
• Money
• Mother
• Mother of The Universe
• Move on Fast
• Mucho Mungo
• My Life
• My Little Flower Princess
• My Man
• My Mummy's Dead
• Never Say Goodbye
• New York City
• New York Woman
• No Bed for Beatle John
• No, No, No
• No, No, No/a Little Story
• Nobody Loves You
• Nobody Sees Me Like You Do
• Nobody Told Me
• Now or Never
• O' Sanity
• O'oh
• O'wind
• Oh My Love
• Oh Yoko!
• Old Dirt Road
• One Day
• Only People
• Only You
• Open Your Box
• Open Your Soul to Me
• Out The Blue
• Peggy Sue
• Peter The Dealer
• Phil & John #1
• Phil & John #2
• Phil & John #3
• Potbelly Rocker
• Power to The People
• Rainbow Revelation
• Real Love
• Remember
• Remember Love
• Remember Raven
• Revelations
• Rip It Up/ready Teddy
• Rising
• Rock & Roll People
• Run, Run, Run
• Satire #1
• Satire #2
• Satire #3
• Scared
• Scumbag
• Sean's & Quot;Little Help & Quot ;
• Sean's & Quot;Loud & Quot ;
• Seans & Quot;in The Sky & Quot ;
• Serve Yourself
• She Gets Down on Her Knees
• She Hits Back
• Shiranakatta
• Silver Horse
• Since My Baby Left Me
• Sisters, O Sisters
• Sky People
• Sleepless Night
• Slippin' & Slidin'
• Song for John
• Spec of Dust
• Stand by Me
• Starpeace
• Starting Over
• Steel & Glass
• Story of an Oak Tree
• Straight Talk
• Stranger's Room
• Sunday, Bloody Sunday
• Surprise, Surprise
• Sweet Little Sixteen
• Talking to The Universe
• The Great Wok
• The King of The Zoo
• The Luck of The Irish
• The Rishi Kesh Song
• There's No Goodbye
• Tight A$
• To Know Her is to Love Her
• Tomorrow May Never Come
• Toyboat
• Turn of The Wheel
• Turned The Corner
• Waiting for The Sunrise
• Wake Up
• Walking on Thin Ice
• Warzone
• Watching The Wheels
• We're All Water
• Well
• Well, Well, Well
• What a Bastard The World Is
• What a Mess
• What Did I Do!
• What You Got
• Whatever Gets You Through The Night
• When in Doubt, Fuck It
• Where Do We Go from Here
• Who Has Seen The Wind?
• Will I
• Will You Touch Me
• Winter Friend
• Winter Song
• Woman
• Woman is The Nigger of The World
• Woman of Salem
• Woman Power
• Working Class Hero
• Wouldn It
• Ya Ya
• Yang Yang
• Yellow Girl
• Yer Blues
• Yes, I'm a Witch
• Yes, I'm Your Angel
• You & I
• You Are Here
• You Can't Catch Me
• You're The One
• Your Hands