Little billy was the fattest kid in his class
Little billy was the fattest kid in his class
Always the last in line
Always the last in line
All the other little kids would laugh at him
All the other little kids would laugh at him
Said he'd die before his time
Said he'd die before his time

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little billy didn't mind
Little billy didn't mind

Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Most of the kids smoked cigarettes
Just to prove that they were cool
Just to prove that they were cool
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
The teacher didn't know about the children's games
And billy always followed the rules
And billy always followed the rules

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little billy didn't mind
Little billy didn't mind

Billy was big on the outside
Billy was big on the outside
But there's an even bigger man inside
But there's an even bigger man inside
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
Ten million cigarettes burning every day
And billy's still doing fine
And billy's still doing fine

Now billy and his classmates are middle-aged
Now billy and his classmates are middle-aged
With children of their own
With children of their own
Their smoking games are reality now
Their smoking games are reality now
And cancer's seed is sown
And cancer's seed is sown

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little billy's didn't mind
Little billy's didn't mind

Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
Most of them smoke maybe forty a day
A habit billy doesn't share
A habit billy doesn't share
One by one they're passing away
One by one they're passing away
Leaving orphans to billy's care
Leaving orphans to billy's care

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little billy doesn't mind
Little billy doesn't mind

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Little billy's doing fine
Little billy's doing fine

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