When I was a little boy
(when I was just a boy)
And my mother would call my name
(when I was just a boy)
She'd say I had to be in the house by seven
(when I was just a boy)

But I'd stay out late at night
(when I was just a boy)
And when I'd finally get back in
Oh, I know she'd hit me, she'd hit me
She'd sit me on her knees and whip me

Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
She'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)

And when I was grown to be a man
(grown to be a man)
The minute the boss would call my name
(grown to be a man)
And say I had to be in the office by seven
(grown to be a man)

I'm a constipated man
(grown to be a man)
And when I'd finally get back in
Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me
He'd tie me to a chair and whip me

Oh he'd hit me with a rock
He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
He'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)

When I was grown to be president
(was the president)
The minute the congress'd call my name
(was the president)
And said some papers had to be signed by thursday
(had to be signed by thursday)

I'd fly away to pakistan
(was the president)
And the second that I'd get back home
Oh, I know they'd hit me, they'd hit me
With leather and chains they'd whip me

Oh, they'd hit me with a rock
They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
They'd hit me. (hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
(hit me with a rock)
(hit with a rock)
Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me
(hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)

Wait a minute, hold it
I think he's dead
Let's leave
Let's get out of here, man

• 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
• Another One Rides The Bus
• Baby Likes Burping
• Belvedere Cruising
• Born to Be Mild
• Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
• Chicken Pot Pie
• Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic
• Crampton Comes Alive
• Dead Car Battery Blues
• Fast Food
• Fatter
• Flatbush Avenue
• Free Delivery
• Gee, I'm a Nerd
• Gotta Boogie
• Gravy on You
• Green Eggs & Ham
• Happy Birthday
• Hit Me With a Rock
• Holiday Greetings 1987
• Holiday Greetings 1988
• I'll Be Mellow when I'm Dead
• I'll Repair for You
• If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
• It's Still Billy Joel to Me
• Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
• Laundry Day
• Leisure Suit Serenade
• Matter of Crust
• Never Met a Person as Wonderful as Me
• Nobody Here but Us Frogs
• Pacman
• Polka Patterns
• School Cafeteria - Version 1
• School Cafeteria - Version 2
• Snack All Night
• Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
• Such a Groovy Guy
• Take Me Down
• Take Me to The Liver
• Take The & Quot;L & Quot;Out of Liver
• The Ballad of Kent Marlow
• The Check's in The Mail
• Title of The Song in Question
• We Got The Beef
• Which Backstreet Boy is Gay
• Won't Eat Prunes Again
• Yoda Chant
• You Don't Take Your Showers