You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating

[burps]

My little vulgar one is so gross
'cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes

[burps]
And out in public it's embarrassing
She'll burp at anyone or anything
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah

My little lady's so obnoxious
Today she walked onto a greyhound bus goin'

[burps]

And then a couple hours later
My baby's in a crowded elevator

[burps]

That little filthy pig is so obscene
I'm really glad she doesn't like beans
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah

Oh, I wonder what's her trip
Oh, she'd better can it quick
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick

If baby does it anymore
I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her

[burps]

You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby is really sickening

[burps]

That's enough, that's it

[record scratch]

• 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
• Another One Rides The Bus
• Baby Likes Burping
• Belvedere Cruising
• Born to Be Mild
• Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
• Chicken Pot Pie
• Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic
• Crampton Comes Alive
• Dead Car Battery Blues
• Fast Food
• Fatter
• Flatbush Avenue
• Free Delivery
• Gee, I'm a Nerd
• Gotta Boogie
• Gravy on You
• Green Eggs & Ham
• Happy Birthday
• Hit Me With a Rock
• Holiday Greetings 1987
• Holiday Greetings 1988
• I'll Be Mellow when I'm Dead
• I'll Repair for You
• If I Could Make Love to a Bottle
• It's Still Billy Joel to Me
• Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
• Laundry Day
• Leisure Suit Serenade
• Matter of Crust
• Never Met a Person as Wonderful as Me
• Nobody Here but Us Frogs
• Pacman
• Polka Patterns
• School Cafeteria - Version 1
• School Cafeteria - Version 2
• Snack All Night
• Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut
• Such a Groovy Guy
• Take Me Down
• Take Me to The Liver
• Take The & Quot;L & Quot;Out of Liver
• The Ballad of Kent Marlow
• The Check's in The Mail
• Title of The Song in Question
• We Got The Beef
• Which Backstreet Boy is Gay
• Won't Eat Prunes Again
• Yoda Chant
• You Don't Take Your Showers