[parody of my sharona by the knack]
Goin' to the market now, market now.
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle,
Filling up my basket with oscar meyer.

Never gonna stop, eat it up,
Such a tasty snack.
I always eat too much, and throw up,
But I'll soon be back
For my-my-my-y-y woo!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my-my-my-y-y woo!
M-m-m-my bologna.
M-m-m-my bologna.
M-m-m-my bologna.
M-m-m-my bologna!

• Avocado
• Bologna
• Burger King
• Don't You Forget About Meat
• Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
• I Feel Like Throwin' Up
• I Love Rocky Road
• It's Moldy Now
• Spameater
• Steak Number 3
• The Rye & The Kaiser
• Whole Lotta Lunch