[parody of desperado by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.

• Avocado
• Bologna
• Burger King
• Don't You Forget About Meat
• Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
• I Feel Like Throwin' Up
• I Love Rocky Road
• It's Moldy Now
• Spameater
• Steak Number 3
• The Rye & The Kaiser
• Whole Lotta Lunch