Since you've been gone
Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a bundle of pain
Since you've been gone
(well, since you've been gone, since you've been gone)

I couldn't feel worse if you dropped a 2 ton bowling ball on my toes
(since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm gettin' tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I got an ice cream panic that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here

• Amish Paradise
• Callin' in Sick
• Cavity Search
• Everything You Know is Wrong
• Gump
• I Remember Larry
• I'm So Sick of You
• Phony Calls
• Since You've Been Gone
• Since You've Been Gone - Live
• Syndicated Inc.
• The Alternative Polka
• The Night Santa Went Crazy