Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Billy

[repeat second verse]

Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Help me

• Buckingham Green
• Cold Blows The Wind
• I'll Be Your Jonny on The Spot
• I'm Dancing in The Show Tonight
• It's Gonna Be
• Mutilated Lips
• Ocean Man
• Pink Eye
• Polka Dot Tail
• She Wanted to Leave
• The Blarney Stone
• The Golden Eel
• The Mollusk
• Waving My Dick in The Wind