[studio version appears on chocolate & cheese]

Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
This is from chocolate & cheese, this is a - this is a song
That we wrote uh -
I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
From chocolate & cheese
It's about a little boy and his pony
Yeah!
Sick little pony, coughing up snot
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
Ha, ha, ha!
It's called mister, would you please help my pony?
Thank you! by ween.

Two three four!

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, pony, pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

That was pretty good...
That was one of the better versions of pony I've heard all week

• Awesome Sound
• Bumblebee
• Cover It With Gas & Set It on Fire
• Doctor Rock
• I Can't Put My Finger on It
• I Saw Gener Cryin' in His Sleep
• Japanese Cowboy
• Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
• Mister Richard Smoker
• Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?
• Mountain Dew
• Mushroom Festival in Hell
• Ode to Rene
• Poopship Destroyer
• Puffy Cloud
• She Fucks Me
• Tender Situation
• Vallejo
• Voodoo Lady