The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And mr. booking agent, please have mercy
Don't book the jobs so far apart
We went up to griffith park
With a fifth of johnny walker red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
While the old couple looked on into the dark

Oh, richard, tell me if it's poker
Oh, richard, tell me, who's got the joker and is it poker

Deuces wild, like an only child
I'll see what you got. how much is in the pot
You pay the tips and I'll collect the chips
It's a full house tonight -- everybody in town is a loser
Yeah, you bet

The dealer's been dealing me bad hands
From the bottom of the deck without the slightest blush
And I don't know whether to call or check
But right now I feel like I got a royal flush
And my lady didn't show from 'frisco
But we had to go on with the show
Everybody got stoned -- it was a gas, it was a smash
Everybody got wrecked, checked. oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, belfast cowboy, lay your cards on the grade
Oh, belfast cowboy, can you call a spade a spade

Oh, richard, tell me, is the game poker
I can't understand who the fool is that holds this joker
Is it poker

Oh, belfast cowboy, lay your cards down on the table
Oh, belfast cowboy, do you think you're able

• 4% Pantomime
• At The End of The Day
• Baby You Got What It Takes
• Bayou Girl
• Bit by Bit
• Boogie Chillen
• Cadillac
• Caledonia Soul Music
• Celtic Spring
• Crazy Arms
• Did Ye Get Healed?
• Don't Change on Me
• Down to Earth
• Fast Train
• Feedback Out on Highway 101
• Good Morning Little School Girl
• Grits Ain't Groceries
• Hey, Where Are You
• I Paid The Price
• I Shall Sing
• It Hurts to Want It So Bad
• Jambalaya
• Lets Talk About Us
• Look What The Good People Done
• Lorna
• Madam George
• Max Wall
• Mechanical Bliss
• Mighty Like a Rose
• No Way Pedro
• Nobody Really Knows
• Old Black Joe
• Real Gone Lover
• Rock Roll Band
• Shot of Rhythm & Blues
• Singing The Blues
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Sweet Sixteen
• Tell Me
• The Dead Girls of London[W/frank Zappa]
• The Last Laugh
• Think Twice Before You Go
• Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
• Who Drove The Red Sports Car?
• Why Don't You Love Me
• You Move Me
• You Win Again