The band played and everyone talked
Through the plain old beer drinker's waltz.

Well, they sweated and swore, and they spit on the floor
Where the cigarette butts were all thrown
They wrote on the wall and hid out from the law
And the whole gang was drunk-drivin' home.

(refrain)

Some little snuff queen who was barely sixteen
Played an out of tune yamaha guitar
Some old boy named wink who brought his own drinks
Had his fiddle stoled out of his car.

(refrain)

The man tendin' bar told the boy on guitar
He was a-drinkin' a little too much
They announced on the mic that they left on the lights
In a dark blue chevrolet truck.

(refrain)

Well, somewhere in the heavens there's a seven-o-seven
And they're a-servin' champagne in first class
Somewhere upstairs a child says it's prayers
Oh, but downstairs they're havin' a blast.

(refrain)

• A Picture of Your Mother
• Ballad of Forty Dollars
• Beer Drinker's Waltz
• Candy in The Window
• Don't Forget The Coffee Billy Joe
• Faster Horses
• Fox on The Run
• Gimme Peace
• I Flew Over Our House Last Night
• I Like Beer
• I Love
• I Washed My Face in The Morning Dew
• I'm Not Ready Yet
• Magnificent Music Machine
• Old Dogs, Children & Watermelon Wine
• One of The Mysteries of Life
• Pamela Brown
• Ravishing Ruby
• She Gave Her Heart to Jethro
• Sneaky Snake
• Souvenirs
• Spokane Motel Blues
• That's How I Got to Memphis
• The Monkey That Became President
• The Old Side of Town
• The Son of Clayton Delaney
• Turn It On, Turn It On, Turn It On