(toby keith/jim femina)

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, oh no, not another alcoholic

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me, too

Yeah I thought I'd show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don't understand my girlfriend
I haven't got a clue
I don't know where she's coming from
Or where she's going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman jack
I don't understand my girlfriend
She don't understand me too

No she don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too

• Double Wide Paradise
• Dream Walkin'
• I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
• I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying
• Jacky Don Tucker
• She Ran Away With a Rodeo Clown
• Strangers Again
• Tired
• We Were in Love
• Yet
• You Don't Anymore