Lie still, little bottle, and shake my shaky hand
Black coffee's not enough for me, I need a better friend
One pill at the bottom is singing my favorite song
I know I must investigate
I hope that I can sing along

There's no time for metaphors cried the little pill to me
He said, life is a placebo masquerading as a simile*
Well, I knew that pill was lying
Too gregarious, too nice
But as he walked I had to sing this twice

Lie still, little bottle
Don't twist, it ain't twistin' time
With every move you make you just disintegrate my ever-troubled mind

Lie still, little bottle, and shake my shaky hand
Black coffee's not enough for me, I need a better friend
One pill at the bottom is singing my favorite song
I know I must investigate
I hope that I can sing along

Lie still, little bottle
Lie still
Lie still, little bottle
Lie still
Lie still
Lie still

• Cage Aquarium
• Cowtown
• I've Got a Match
• Lie Still, Little Bottle
• Pencil Rain
• Piece of Dirt
• Purple Toupee
• Santa's Beard
• Shoehorn With Teeth
• Snowball in Hell
• Stand on Your Own Head
• They'll Need a Crane
• Where Your Eyes Don't Go
• You'll Miss Me