[only when I'm drunk playing in the background]
Brand new, from likwid crew records
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Yes, tha alkaholiks have the shit that'll make you say... dayum!
You get songs like - you can't tell me shit
[can't tell me shit playing in the background]
Yes, it's tha liks baby, the most incredible rap group in the world
Who can forget their enchanting love song, mary jane?
[mary jane playing in the background]
Invite some friends over
[likwit playing in the background]
And see how the likwid makes you, the life of the party
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[the next level in the background]
Call right now, and receive a free king tee beanie
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• 20th Caller Skit
• Aa Meeting Intro
• All Night
• Aww Shit!
• Captain Hook
• Commercial Skit
• Contents Unda Pressure
• Debarge Skit
• Feel The Real
• Funny Style
• Hip Hop Drunkies
• J-ro Late Skit
• Keep It Pourin'
• Killin' It
• Likwidation
• Likwit Ridas
• Ll Cool J Skit
• Nas Skit
• Off The Wall
• Pass Out
• Rockin' With The Best
• Tore Down